Game: Kitten Cannon

Let fly the cat’s of war!

the Kitten Cannon

Filed under the heading of “That’s Just Wrong” is Addicting Games latest Flash-based time-waster, “Kitten Cannon.”

Choose your firing angle and thrust, then let fly the cute little Calico… Directly into piles of explosives, trampolines, steele spikes, torpedoes suspended from balloons, and kitten-eating Venus’s flytraps. Your goal in this twistedly amusing spin on stone skipping is to land your bouncing (and bleeding) kitten as far down field as possible.

Yours truly has a standing record of 1,000 feet. See if you can beat that. Turn up your speakers to experience the full, unadulterated perversion.