At Last! The Treadmill Bike

Treadmill junkie yearning for fresh air?

The Treadmill Bike

In the category of Yet Another Pointless Yuppie Excess, the Bicycle Forest presents the Treadmill Bike.

When you’re too hip to bicycle… When claustrophobia keeps you out of the 75′ x 50′ main gym… When you run out of Evian in the middle of a workout… When you’re too hot to waste a view of your magnificant legs pumping fast and furious on the meatheads at Gold’s… When you’ve got more money than brains… Look no further than the Treadmill Bike! At only US$2,153.32, it’s guaranteed to make you look like a fool on that first (and only) trip around your neighborhood. Thereafter it will make a handsome combination coat- and tire-rack in your garage, right beside the first-generation, 15MPH top-speed, electric car cum storage wardrobe.

See the sweet jumps possible with the Treadmill Bike in this action-packed video (758KB WMV). Caution: Do not watch in environments wherein raucous laughter is inappropriate.

Rent or buy the Treadmill Bike now from the Bicycle Forest, makers of the Couch Bike and the Hula Bike (video: 3.2MB WMV).

WARNING: The Treadmill Bike is not recommend for use in central Miami, South Central Los Angeles, Brooklyn, Roxbury, Massachusetts, or anywhere else where public use of the Treadmill Bike could get you shot.